Today Mr. Dizzy and I went to Rural King for their Thanksgiving Day sale. There were a couple of things he saw in the sales flyer he wanted to check out, so we got up early and got there shortly after they opened at 7 AM.
One item of interest was a Black & Decker Table Saw, with stand, on sale for about half of what they normally cost. It seemed like a good one to him, so he loaded the (very BIG) box across the top of our cart, and headed to the checkout.
Once the cashier got him all checked out, we headed to the exit with the very awkward load balanced across the top of the cart. As Mr. Dizzy headed out the door, the security alarm was set off. As you know, those things get quite a bit of attention from people - - every customer in checkout, and all the cashiers, turned to look. As he started to back the cart out of the doorway, our cashier yelled (from quite a distance, so EVERYONE heard this): "Go ahead, it's just your BIG TOOL."
Yes, she said that. I thought I was gonna die laughing.
That is, until about halfway through the parking lot, and then it hit me . . . "How does SHE know you have a big tool????"
He just smirked and didn't say a word....
4 comments:
Word gets around, y'know. You're a lucky woman, Lizzy. ;)
LOVED this story.
From a guy's standpoint, there are lots worse things for someone to shout.
Ah Ha Ha Ha! I LOVE that! I would have busted up laughing.
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